beer goggles / hallucinations

the other chuck

an amusing bit from 50 Most Loathsome People in America, 2007:

41. Chuck Norris

Charges: Only famous for knowing Bruce Lee. Churning out puerile "action" bilge for 30 years. Skill as martial artist greatly exaggerated. Kitsch value wearing thin. Total Home Gym®. Walker, Texas Ranger once let a little girl battle armed gangsters, because she had the power of belief in God. Doesn't understand evolution, despite access to mirrors.

Exhibit A: Campaigning for Mike Huckabee.

Sentence: Roundhouse kick from Charles Darwin.

merry xmas!

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addendum to previous post

he's not in the same league as alberto gonzales but mike huckabee's son would've made my list

dickheads of the year

for 2007 by bill maher:

contridictions

ok. after spending a couple of LONG days in an avalanche safety class, learning how avalanches are "dangerous" and often "deadly" and you want to "avoid them at all costs", i see this trailer:



granted, this guy (jeremy jones) has been riding steep stuff on a board for a while now but, seriously, what's the big deal ... just "ride it out" like jeremy? if the slab starts to move, point it? brah?

wow.

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HAHAHA!!!

i am frightened

holiday cheer for the pastafarian

blogging about this song

NO dewey!

tim meadows is smoking reefer, and you don't want no part of this @#$%.

lunatic athiests!

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